Monday, November 24, 2008
I just watched one of the newest episodes of South park called the Ungroundable, and it flashed me back to my old days in high school.
The episode talks about how there's true goths, then there's vamp kids that are temporary goths. In the end, they blame the entire thing on Hot Topic. It was pretty damn funny. But there's a speech in it that reminded me of back in the days with An, Rensmay, Reed, Garlow, and all of those guys. Here's a transcription of the speech.
Fellow students, over the past week there's been a lot of confusions so we have asked for this assembly to clarify the difference between goth kids and vampire kids. Let us make it abundantly clear; If you hate life, truely hate the sun, and need to smoke and drink coffee, you are goth. If, however, you like dressing in black cause it's fun, enjoy puting sparkles on your cheeks and following the occult while avoiding things that are bad for your health, then you are most likely a douchebag vampire want-to-be boner. Because anybody who thinks they are actually a vampire is freaking retarded.
((Crowd Cheers))
And fuck all of you.
This speech was absolutely hilarious. it reminded me of back in the day when everyone would go to Denny's or IHOP to chill once the mall closed, but I was always too cool to go. lol. Back in my first band: Eturnal Knights with Scott Lochow on bass, Garlow on guitar, Reed on drums, and me singing and playing guitar.
I want everyone to share a story of back in the day (if, that is, they can remember one.)
I'll start it off:
I remember one night Reed and Garlow picked me up to head to Wegmans. We went there, grabbed some stuff, and hopped in the car for a joy ride. I remember BLASTING Heretic Anthem when Garlow put this fucked up mask on and stuck his head out the window to scare the shit out of an old lady.
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